[wellylug] Heh heh
David Jenn
djenn at nz1.ibm.com
Thu Nov 7 15:17:27 NZDT 2002
seen in Linux Gazette ... on satirical descriptions of the "operating
system airlines."
Linux Airlines:
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their
own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways
themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the
ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you
board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of
the Seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very
comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem,
the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other
airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what
with the seat?"
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