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[Cliff Pratt]

We have a new president elected, and Change is coming to America.  One
of the first things the US government will change is the methods by
which terrorists use computers to destroy targets.

Once Obama gets into office in January 09, Linux will be banned by the
Federal Government.  Linux is a threat to national security, and is
most often used by terrorists to detonate bombs.  Obama has already
enacted a law to entirely ban Linux in the United States.  Anyone who
continues to use Linux after a specified date, will be prosecuted and
charged as a felon for threatening the American government.

Linux is a bigger threat to National security than Osama Bin Laden.
The reason that Linux is used to anhilate nations is because Linux has
too many variations, and contains secret embedded codes which are too
difficult to crack by authorities.  Additionally, all versions of
Linux contain subliminal anti-American messages, which is proof in
itself that Linux has been authored by terrorists and terrorist
organizations.

If you are currently using Linux, now is the time to begin to use
another operating system before the ban on Linux becomes law.

Linux users are anti-American.  If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.

America, Love it, or Leave it !!!