toaster to fry eggs was RE: [wellylug] Aims or Objectives

Cameron Hart sexy at cam.rebel.net.nz
Thu Apr 22 02:14:52 NZST 2004


> > >> I also can't get my toaster to fry eggs - damn. I must have bought the
> > >> wrong type of toaster. Perhaps if I upgrade the firmware??
> > >
> > > #include <toaster>
> > > #define PLATE = "aluminium foil plate"
[snip]
> >
> > Dude, problem -- you coded it in C, with no error checking!  What
> > happens when the oil catches fire, you'll more than dump core and spill
> > the yoke, you'll burn your whole house down ;-)
>
> // Let's do it in C++ then (too much spare time today...!)
>

Now, who wants to do the perl implementation... ;-)

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Cameron




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